The FBI shares your outraged concern about religious fanatics who aren't Christian. Because the Bureau specializes in generating after-the-fact paperwork, we already have the answer to your question: "What would one of those filthy, annoying potential terrorists most likely look like, dear?" After viewing over 18 hours of surveillance camera tapes from a convenience store in Boston and a "Chador & More!" shop in Amman, a Bureau sketch artist has generated the following composite of what a typical male from the Middle East looks like. Please keep it in your expensive handbag, next to your firearm, and be ready to shoot with furious righteousness and pander to niggling legal niceties, if possible, later. Onward Christian warriors!