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The No Sin Zone |
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Pat Robertson forms Prayer Death Squads to Kill Liberals |
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Jesus Splashed Hot Coffee in Unsaved Student's Face |
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Porn-Again Christians! |
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Christians Use "Abstinence Only" Education to Cure the Common Cold! |
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Tom Cruise Shaves His Beard |
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Pastor's Rousing Sermon Results in Town Full of Eunuchs |
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All Divorced Women Shipped Off To Christian Concentration Campus |
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Unsaved Five-Year-Old's Body is Dug Up and Relocated To Unmarked Grave |
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Jesus a "No Show" at Rapture Party, Causing 167 Baptists To Plummet to Their Death |
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Actor Playing Jesus is Accidentally Crucified in This Year's Passion Play |
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Betty Tells Laura Schlessinger "Stay Away From Our Church , Slut!" |
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Betty Bowers Voted "Best Christian" for 4th Straight Year |
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A Baptist, Of Course, Once Again Wins the "Mrs. Christian" Pageant |
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The Lamb of God Has Foot and Mouth Disease |
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Heaven Nervously Welcomes Timothy McVeigh |
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First They Came For Miss Cleo and I Said Nothing |
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God Ignores Cries of Little Girl Trapped in Wishing Well |
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Georgia Crematorium Blames Jesus for Unburied Corpses |
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Betty Bowers Opens Halfway House Just for Bar and Poppy Bush's Grandchildren |
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Betty Bowers Spares White House Visitors From Slipping on Beer & Pretzel Vomit |
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PRUDES: Patriotic Republicans Unctuously Dressing Erotic Statues |
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A Republican Replies To Criticism Without Even Mentioning Bill Clinton's Penis |
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Bush To Use What's Left of Social Security for Demon Defense Shield |
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Bush Gives Betty Bowers A Billion Dollars for her Tax-Free "Faith Based" Charities |
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George W. Bush Talks About Abortion Rumors |
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SECRET AGREEMENT REVEALED: Bush Agrees to Rearm the Salvation Army |
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Democrats Cancel Contract on Strom Thurmond's Life |
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Unsaved Laura Schlessinger Leaves Her Mother To Rot Into Her Shag Rug |
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