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Mrs. Betty Bowers:
Give me Abstinence – or Give Me Death!
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Modern Republicans encourage unmarried girls to keep their legs crossed until they have wrangled a ring, expensive ceremony and tropical vacation out of a boy. Otherwise, everyone agrees that it best not to talk about S-E-X because if you talk about it, teenagers will find out about it and do it! So you can imagine the SHOCK Sarah Palin had when she discovered that Bristol, the daughter she had never had "the talk" with (because, no doubt, she so rarely saw her), was having S-E-X with the boyfriend Sarah allowed to share a bed with Bristol in Sarah's home! Remember: Abstinence only -- and only from condoms!
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Perhaps we should employ more Biblically authentic inducements for chastity before marriage. For example, let a girl know that God's clever incentive program for abstinence involves having non-virgin wives killed by their alacritous neighbors. (Deuteronomy 22:13-21) I have a hunch this might encourage a young lady to muster an emphatic "no" more often than, say, simply offering a congratulatory citation on real parchment or a white polyblend t-shirt that says something vaguely encouraging about love waiting for jewelry. |
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