NO If you are listening to children reading "My Pet Goat" and are told, "America is under attack," would you callously snub Jesus' precious babies by getting up and doing something to help America? YES
Through a steady diet of righteous put-downs and Xanax do you ensure that your wife shows appropriate deference and supplication, transforming her wicked Eve-like instinct to offer her own thoughts and suggestions into complete obedience and submission to your masculine will as is demanded by the Apostle Paul (and, through His subsequent silence, acceded to by the Lord Jesus)? NO
YES Do you trust the Lord Jesus with all your heart, to the point that you would unquestioningly act on the advice He whispers in your ear about which people to kill even if those recommendations seem to contradict Jesus' surely erroneously transcribed pacifistic mumblings of the New Testament? NO
NO Should our tax dollars be used to rip little Christian babies from their mothers' wombs and hack them to pieces just so that GOP-Convention-snubber Nancy Reagan can perform ghastly science experiments on their cute little stem cells? YES
YES Do you recognize that the Lord Jesus has imbued the Attorney General with such ferocious curiosity about American citizen's phone conversations and choice of friends that it is unreasonable to allow a piece of paper called the "Constitution" to interfere with the slaking of the Lord's righteous thirst for knowledge and gossip? NO
YES Will you encourage, rather than prosecute, Christians industrious enough to act upon the tips Jesus gives them as to which people He wants them to mock, marginalize and hate this year? NO
NO Will you force innocent children to submit to wildly alluring sales pitches of satanic homosexual recruiters in public schools, but slap them senseless if they dare to stand on their little desks and scream out a frenzied prayer for Jesus to show their little unsaved Jewish classmates what's what? YES
NO Will you snatch our precious guns from our cold, dead hands until the only people who have personal assault weapons in this country are colored men with million-dollar rap record deals? YES
NO Will you cheer when babies are aborted on purpose, but arrest folks if they run over a spotted owl by accident with their Hummer or minivan? YES
NO Will you clog our nation's city halls with overly-perfumed homosexuals applying for marriage licenses, thereby undermining the sanctity of marriage and requiring True Christians to wait in longer lines for each of their many marriage licenses? YES
NO Would you be so unwilling to kill for Christ that you would cowardly await so-called "facts" to corroborate stated reasons before sending American troops to their righteous deaths? YES
Pray like the dickens and vote GOP on November 2

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