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Mrs. Betty Bowers' Christian Crack Whores Sing
Happy Birthday, Miss Thing! |
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| True Christians realize that it is not just the Baby Jesus who likes to get gold ingots and fragrance on his birthday. Everyone wants to be made a fuss over! And it is your duty, solely out of Christian concern, to let others know they are getting alarmingly old. Does someone you know need to be reminded that, no matter how much they Botox, they are falling apart and are being increasingly shunned in the public places where catty people congregate for cocktails and loudly whispered appraisals of personal shortcomings? Send them Happy Birthday wishes so special they can only be delivered by a pack of Christian Crack Whores! (Click here for lyrics) |
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