Katherine Jackson, Los Angeles, CA: Over the years, I have come to accept that my son wants to be a white women. When he started modeling himself after Liz Taylor, Joe and I were really concerned he would wind up a fat drunk who befriended freaks for pills and diamonds. But his worship of crazy white women really look a nasty turn many years ago when Michael went in for his standing Thursday appointment with his plastic surgeon. We only found out later that he had just watched an episode of I Love Lucy where she burned her nose off. We're just trying to get our hands on the episode where she fondles young white boys and we will be ready to call Johnnie Cochran.