Mrs. Harry (Heather) Hardwick, Freehold Iowa: It is really difficult to run a home with traditional Christian values when secular filth (so-called "entertainment") is spewing out of the big screen television sets you have in each of your children's bedrooms. It's like you have tapped into a 5-foot sewer pipe coming right out of Christ-hating Lost Angeles! Our precious babies are so susceptible and, as a True Christian, I strive to bring them up in an atmosphere filled with Jesus' love. But those Christ-killing Jews in New York are filling my babies' heads with hate and ignorance! Last week, I took the children to Dr. Davis, their pediatrician, and he told me that all of them were at least twice their recommended weight. I was furious. I told him I knew exactly what had caused it and I was going to get my Pastor to write a letter to Desilu Productions out in Hollywood. Two years ago, my children had watched the episode of I Love Lucy where Lucy and Ethel are working in a candy factory and start stuffing candies in their mouths -- without any regard to whether they are those yummy nougat ones or the gross ones with that foul strawberryish cream filling. Dr. Davis looked skeptical, which really chapped me, but I knew that the only reason the children were overweight was because of that episode of Lucy. How did I know? As I explained to Dr. Davis, one day I found a whole Whitman Sampler down Bartholomew's jumpsuit. I can't tell you how angry I was with him. I shook him like one of those machines that mixes paint at Home Depot until every last one of those wonderful little chocolates came rolling out of his pants! I had been looking for that 6 pound yellow box of chocolates for almost 15 minutes! Naturally, I was ravenous!