SEND SOMEONE A FABULOUS BIRTHDAY WISH FROM WHITNEY HOUSTON'S PROTEGEES!

Does someone you know need to be reminded that, no matter how much they Botox, they are falling apart and are being increasingly shunned in the public places where catty people congregate for cocktails and loudly whispered appraisals of personal shortcomings?

Take a moment to wish someone dreadful a special birthday with the love than only comes from a pack of Christian Crack Whores! EVERY KNEE SHALL BEND! To effectively send a birthday greeting: (a) Fill in the e-mail address of the person(s) you wish to remind of their rapidly advancing age and falling face (remember to include their name so that the greeting will have a charming personal touch that is the hallmark of all civilized discourse); (b) Add your name and e-mail address (so the recipient does not think that Mrs. Bowers is a Jehovah's Witness who approaches people to insult them without invitation - or reason); and (c) click the SEND button.

If you wish, you can also enter a message that will be included in your e-mail.

After sending the e-mail, you will be returned to the page you came from! It's a miracle! Glory!
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