Greetings, my fellow computer-owning Christians! (And even all you unsaved techno-trash out there who will watch absolutely anything on YouTube to avoid doing your little jobs.) 

There is something new at BettyBowers.com -- a video of me and Jesus!

You see, Jesus and I've decided to run for president!  Glory!  After eight years of having to look at snarling Dick Cheney's mug, won't it be a pleasant to have an invisible Vice President for a change?

You can watch the video of our announcement here BY CLICKING HERE:

So Close to Jesus, He Let Me (after some rather passive-aggressive maneuvering) Take the Top Spot on the Ticket!

Mrs. Betty Bowers

America's Best Christian

So Close To Jesus, I Still Haven't Forgiven Him For Stretching Out Last Christmas's Lovely Elie Tahari Paulo Sweater By Allowing The Entire Trinity To Try It On All At Once,

Mrs. Betty Bowers

America's Best Christian