Betty Bowers Newsletter

Mrs. Betty Bowers' "America's Best Christians Newsletter" is intended only for people desirous to Earth-View accommodations in Heaven. Those looking for warmer accommodations (or places without 24-hour room service) and invited to find some filthy, lewd newsletter more to your liking. You know who you are. And so do we.

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Betty Bowers New Music Video
Sent January 18th 2008

Mrs. Betty Bowers has a New Music Video "You're Going Straight to Hell!" Glory! Betty and Jesus have just recorded their first music video -- "You're Going Straight to Hell!" This splendid song was written almost as much as a clarion call to t...
Betty Bowers Christmas Greeetings
Sent December 4th 2007

Mrs. Betty Bowers' CHRISTmas 2007 Greetings & Blog Announcement Watch a Video of Betty & Jesus Announce Their Candidacy for President! Greetings, my fellow computer-owning Christians! (And even all you unsaved techno-trash out ...

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