Dear Mrs. Bowers:

First let me say that if there were more Christians like you, the world would be a more aesthetically pleasing place -- and polyester-burns on thighs would be a thing of the past!

The press is now reporting that Cassie Burnell, the Columbine student who had become a Christian martyr, was never even asked by those Trenchcoat Mafia nuts if she loved God before they killed her. What do you make of that?

Confused in Columbine