As it is readily apparent that I am inevitably going to Hell, I'm concerned over the proper etiquette. How should I dress? Should I bring a gift? How does one correctly address Satan upon meeting? Am I supposed to tip the imps who torment me?
This may sound overly cautious, but you never get a second chance to make a first impression... especially when it's for eternity.
So close to Hell I vote on their school budgets...
