Dear Brother in Christ and Fashion:

When one can't appreciate the sublimely simple detailing that absolutely makes Prada sportswear, one cannot be expected to grasp the elusive nuances of the Gospels. When one misses the finer points of God's word, one goes straight to Hell.

I hardly think it is a good use of your time to invest hours in the company of people going to Hell, dear. Therefore, I think it is high time you got yourself some new, more discerning, friends, dear.

So Close To Jesus, He Turns A Deaf Ear to the Prayers of Those Who Snub Me at Parties,