Dear Reader:

Well, actually, I think the older Abel was not able to marry as he was annoyingly killed (an event which has helped theologian-archaeologists to pin-point the location of Metropolitan Garden of Eden to one of the housing projects in Atlanta). It was Cain who took a wife, who is unnamed for reasons of propriety (See Genesis 4:17 for the Oedipal Complex Creation story).

You do the math, dear. Let's just say that that apple was not the last forbidden thing that troublesome trollop Eve put in her mouth!

So Close To Jesus, He Designates Me On Forms That Require A "Contact In Case of Emergency" (as His Father has foresaken Him before),