Nothing completes an inexpensive outfit like a smile. And nothing completes a smile like a fistful of Xanax! Did you know that it takes 43 muscles to frown, but only 17 to smile (3 with the right prescription)? But don't let reporters ask you personal questions about your husband's genitals when your guard is chemically down, gals!

--Laura

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