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Everyone -- except the Satanic secular media -- knows that BASH is working to turn Effeminate Urban Gayboys into Effeminate Suburban Husbands.Now, BASH is reaching out to suspiciously masculine women, too.
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| Dear Brothers and Sisters In This Godly Crusaude to Make Everyone Just Like Us:
Last month, over 12,000 degenerates desperate for respectability and comfortable domestic shoes joined the ranks of my ex-gay ministry Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals, BASH. To this date, tens of BASH alumni have become so de-sissified that they are actually able to appear at public functions without scoffing at light fixtures or uttering "please" as a multi-syllabic word. One even has gotten to the point where he eventually thinks of Jesus' mother when someone whispers the word "Madonna." Praise the Lord! It is only natural that we did not rush to cure Lesbos, as even God has never paid much attention to them (just try to find a reference to their demonic bedroom antics in the Old Testament!). But the fact that God (typical male) might not mind nubile women frolicking naked together, doesn't mean that we who are even more Christ-like than God must put up with it any longer! |
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BASH introduces its newEx-Gay Ministry for Lesbians:Femininity Rescues All Unladylike Dykes |
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| And the wonderful thing about Femininity Rescues All Unladylike Dykes is that Lezzies are MUCH easier to cure than Homosexuals!
This is because the music and themes at their parties are not nearly as well conceived as they are at gay-boy soirees, so Lesbians are not really giving up nearly as much by converting! Let's face it, a day without free-verse odes to your vulva, inexpensive five-minute haircuts and Wrangler ready-wear is not sacrificing much for eternal salvation in a gender-appropriate outfit. Praise the Lord! |
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Through the power of Jesus and the miracle of HTML coding, Mrs. Betty Bowers has devised a method of on-screen reparative therapy to instantly turn disgusting lesbians into more socially acceptable housewives who simply drink long-neck beers and curse like sailors in frumpy dresses.
Are you brave enough to be cured?Have you been called by Jesus to say "Yes, I will wear a more stylish heel!"?If so, ask the Holy Spirit to move you to glide your mouse over the "Femininity Rescues All Unladylike Dykes" below (after reading the warnings and disclaimers) and you will be INSTANTLY cured of Lesbianism! Praise the Lord!
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