Abondon All Hope of a Private Bathroom Ye Who Enter Here
Welcome to The Netherworld's Central Reservation System

Please choose the accommodations you are looking for once you have died:
Type of Room:
Meal Plan:
No requests will be honored because (a) Lucifer wishes to guard against inadvertantly pleasing masochists; and (b) Hell's redemption software is the same as Delta Airlines' Sky Miles program.
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