A Notice from the Attorney General of the United States
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

From: John Ashcroft, Attorney General and Snake-Handling, Tongue-Talking Child of God

To: All American so-called citizens who are not currently registered to vote with God's Own Party, the GOP

Re: Your legal obligation to identify yourself as a Godless Liberal

This administration continues its glorious crusade against all ideas inconvenient or novel. Our primary objective of cowering those who express such annoying thoughts into silence (or, at a minimum, neglect by all media) is moving briskly along ahead of schedule and with far less opposition than we could have ever dreamed. Nevertheless, we have not lost sight of the need to brand potential America-haters who have not yet expressed opinions contrary to this administration, but show a statistical likelihood to do so in the near or remote future.

To assist in our new and all-encompassing domestic surveillance of folks that rub the GOP, and therefore the Lord Jesus, the wrong way, as of March 1, 2003 all people who have not given $5,000 in the preceding calendar year to the Bush re-election campaign shall be required by law to identify themselves by wearing "Liberal" t-shirts to be made available by America's Best Christian, Mrs. Betty Bowers.

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