Betty Bowers' Chosen Links

The links appearing below are to Christian Webpages.

If you are a "true Christian" (and you know who you are, and if you don't, I do), you will not go to Hell for visiting these sites:

LANDOVER BAPTIST. The Baptist Church of Mrs. Bowers and other saved people. If you are unsaved, you are not welcome to visit our church's website. Security will be called.

THE LADIES OF LANDOVER. Founded by the cognoscenti of Christ, Taffy Davenport-Gaines-Crockett, Mrs. Judy O'Christian and Mrs. Betty Bowers to proselytize to the wives at Landover Baptist Church about: (a) Charismatic Christian Hostessing, (b) Ways to trick the Holy Spirit into taking possession of your body so you are not there when undergoing Godly submission to the ungodly acts of the marriage bed; and (c) Salvation through Kicky Fashion Tips and Baking.

"The Upper Room" - Where the Godly Gather for Fellowship and Holy Discussion on Charmingly Upholstered Settees. A Haven for Saved Baptists. And a place of rebuke for all others. Praise the Lord!

Sister Taffy, Angel Anne &

Marla Jennings of Landover Realty

A fabulous place for True Christians!

Sister Taffy's Daily Blessings. Begin each day with words of Christian wisdom from Mrs. Bowers' dearest friend.*

*in Iowa

God Hates Figs. Any connoisseur of the Bible knows that the Blessed Lord is rather persnickety and hates many, many things. And He is not reluctant to voice His displeasure and back it up with more than a withering glance (ask Moses' sister). That is why this website is so helpful. It reminds us that none of us is safe from the rather mercurial wrath of our Lord. As we will recall from the New Testament, Jesus cursed a fig tree for being thoughtless enough not to bear fruit out of season for Him. This site should not be confused with the Godly efforts of Westboro Baptist Church to enter this niche market of God's hatred: godhatesfags.com

The Brigade of BITCHs. Current members of Bringing Integrity To Christian Homemakers and alumna of Betty Bowers' Christian Crack Whore Ministry have banded together to create a wonderful website full of blessed testimonials and rebukes. Whether these women had been rescued by Betty from the humiliation of either (a) the predictable placement of coffee table objet d'arts; or (b) the proffering of lackluster fellatios in alleyways to strangers for narcotics, they have truly moved on to better things, as this website clearly shows!

You will go to Hell for even thinking about visiting this site:

It should be called "Satan.Com" but it is called "Adult Christianity" instead. Run by the licentious Miss Poppy Dixon, a woman with a flair for trying to find secular reason in something God never intended for any of us to ever understand -- the Bible.

Skeptic's Annotated Bible. This website has been painstakingly compiled by an obvious Satanist who wishes to dwell on the many inconsistencies and absurdities of the Bible. If it were permitted under the New Testament and didn't make me look unattractive, I would actually be angry with this person. We Fundamentalist Christians have gone to great effort and extraordinary lengths to construct fabulously inventive, if preposterous, explanations around these errors in an never-ending attempt to make our faith as simple-minded as possible (to wit, "the Bible is written by God and has no errors"). After all this work, the people who wrote this website have the nerve to try to undermine our efforts! I comfort myself in the knowledge that they will soon be in Hell.


	LANDOVER BAPTIST. *The Baptist Church of Mrs. Bowers and other saved people. If you are unsaved, you are not welcome to visit our church's website. Security will* be called.**
	THE LADIES OF LANDOVER. Founded by the cognoscenti of Christ, Taffy Davenport-Gaines-Crockett, Mrs. Judy O'Christian and Mrs. Betty Bowers to proselytize to the wives at Landover Baptist Church about: (a) Charismatic Christian Hostessing, (b) Ways to trick the Holy Spirit into taking possession of your body so you are not there when undergoing Godly submission to the ungodly acts of the marriage bed; and (c) Salvation through Kicky Fashion Tips and Baking.
	"The Upper Room" - Where the Godly Gather for Fellowship and Holy Discussion on Charmingly Upholstered Settees. A Haven for Saved Baptists. And a place of rebuke for all others. Praise the Lord!
	Sister Taffy, Angel Anne & Marla Jennings of Landover Realty A fabulous place for True Christians!
	Sister Taffy's Daily Blessings. Begin each day with words of Christian wisdom from Mrs. Bowers' dearest friend.* *in Iowa
	God Hates Figs. Any connoisseur of the Bible knows that the Blessed Lord is rather persnickety and hates many, many things. And He is not reluctant to voice His displeasure and back it up with more than a withering glance (ask Moses' sister). That is why this website is so helpful. It reminds us that none of us is safe from the rather mercurial wrath of our Lord. As we will recall from the New Testament, Jesus cursed a fig tree for being thoughtless enough not to bear fruit out of season for Him. This site should not be confused with the Godly efforts of Westboro Baptist Church to enter this niche market of God's hatred: godhatesfags.com
	The Brigade of BITCHs. Current members of Bringing Integrity To Christian Homemakers and alumna of Betty Bowers' Christian Crack Whore Ministry have banded together to create a wonderful website full of blessed testimonials and rebukes. Whether these women had been rescued by Betty from the humiliation of either (a) the predictable placement of coffee table objet d'arts; or (b) the proffering of lackluster fellatios in alleyways to strangers for narcotics, they have truly moved on to better things, as this website clearly shows!

	It should be called "Satan.Com" but it is called "Adult Christianity" instead. Run by the licentious Miss Poppy Dixon, a woman with a flair for trying to find secular reason in something God never intended for any of us to ever understand -- the Bible.
	Skeptic's Annotated Bible. This website has been painstakingly compiled by an obvious Satanist who wishes to dwell on the many inconsistencies and absurdities of the Bible. If it were permitted under the New Testament and didn't make me look unattractive, I would actually be angry with this person. We Fundamentalist Christians have gone to great effort and extraordinary lengths to construct fabulously inventive, if preposterous, explanations around these errors in an never-ending attempt to make our faith as simple-minded as possible (to wit, "the Bible is written by God and has no errors"). After all this work, the people who wrote this website have the nerve to try to undermine our efforts! I comfort myself in the knowledge that they will soon be in Hell.