Dear Christian Homemaker:

Since a woman's place is in the kitchen -- supervising the help! -- I have prepared a fabulous new cooking video to Bring Integrity To Christian Homemakers: 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lJWIPkxBZE

You'll discover that, with enough servants, even the laziest gal can serve up a yummy recipe that teaches children all about the gruesome, bloody death of Jesus. Bon appétit!

Since watching it is a condition precedent for participating in the Rapture, I suggest you do so posthaste!

So close to Jesus, I allow Him to cash checks for fully $20 above the face amount without photo ID,

Mrs. Betty Bowers

America's Best Christian