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Gals, I'm not clowning around!
You are going to love my new Glamour Bigtop!
The new one-stop shop for quality beauty products on a budget!
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"You know, sometimes we get so busy decorating our homes -- we forget to decorate ourselves! But now you no longer have to spend a paycheck at Wal-Mart or Eckerd's to get the famous-name celebrity fragrances that you want. Because at Marge Davis Interiors' new Glamour BigTop tent -- located in the parking lot near the loading dock -- you'll find all your favorite Hollywood celebrities' officially endorsed products --not only for you, but for your entire Christian home! We've got a bunch. So, why not treat yourself?"
-- Marge
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FAMOUS NAME CELEBRITY PRODUCTS:
- Suzanne Somers' feminine moisterizer and soap-on-a-rope.
- Angie Dickinson luxury rainbow bath beads and ear-wax remover.
- For your bathroom, we've got Shelly Winters' soap scum remover (that'll work in a pinch as a dependable upper-lip bleach!).
- For your boudoir, we've got Barbara Eden dusting powder and 43 ounce personal flea and tick ointment.
- And for the most important room in any gal's house: Gina Lola Bridgidda oven foam and corn remover gift set.
- Share the stars' secrets to feeling fresh as a daisy with Brenda Lee country pot-pourri feminine hygiene towelettes!
- Elkie Summers' alpha-hydroxy banana douche!
- Mitzie Gaynor cat box filler.
- And the man around the house is just going to go hog wild over Richard Simmons' aftershave and jock-itch powder and Wayne Newton time-released stool softener.
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"You'll spend double at Merle Norman and just end up looking like a harlot!"
-- Marge
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Call me, Marge Davis, about Mary Kay cosmetics and alluring body perfumes to help you girls get a man and keep him yours forever!
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Why take chances with an inexpensive beauty product when you're up against other women who may be using mysterious charms?
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Glamorous Mary Kay will teach you to use the secrets of sex appeal so powerful:
Even bad women can keep good men
While good girls go without!
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Marge Davis wins her first pink car: an Olds Firenza in 1984 at the Mary Kay awards show in Reno, Nevada. |
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"If someone stops you on the street and asks you how you can afford to look like a movie star on a hobo's budget, just tell them that it's a little secret between you and me, Marge Davis!"
-- Marge
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