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| Betty's Guide to Truly Biblical Weddings |
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| Well, those cottonpicking gay boys are at it again! As every concerned Christian (and I don't trust any other kind) knows, homosexuals are getting married! And, friends, I'm not just talking about Scientologist actors this time.
Besides my ability to pull off Rei Kawakubo, of one thing I am certain: Americans do not want their stepchildren to grow up in a world where homosexuals prance about undermining something as hypothetically sacred as marriage. With this in mind, I invite you to download and memorize the following helpful guide that may just save one of your many Christian marriages:
To read this article CLICK HERE
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Laura "Pickles" Bush:
A Christian Lady's Guide to the Disgusting Marital Obligation of Biannual Fellatio
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| My dear friend and your First Lady, Mrs. George W. Bush, is doing her part to try to preserve the sanctity of American marriage by offering her invaluable, time-tested tips on how to tickle a pickle!
To read this article CLICK HERE
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| Meet the Creator of Betty Bowers! |
| Mrs. Betty Bowers' creator will be speaking and signing books at Outwrite Books in Atlanta at 8:00
MARCH 24, 2004
404-607-0082 for info
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Show your support for America's most tasteful felon! Betty has many new Martha Stewart items in her store.
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And don't forget to visit Betty's Store for lots of fabulous things to let President Bush know just how much you admire him!
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