"As the mother of one and a half daughters, I don't want either of my girls to have a wedding where the bridesmaids wear studded-denim or settle who gets the bridal bouquet over a foul-mouthed game of pool. But if the specter of losing an inheritance of millions of off-shore Halliburton dough earned from swindling the Treasury can't get my little Dennis-the-Menace look-alike in heels, I'm not sure fiddle-farting with that darn Constitution will either!" .
