As any Christian girl who has married her church organist or choir director knows, polite men may show a cunning knack for dressing up your centerpiece, but they also display an alarming disinterest when it comes to undressing any piece of you! Perhaps with this disinclination in mind, the Lord requires gals to respect the sanctity of marriage by wedding those rough, nasty savages who rape them. Deuteronomy 22:28-29. So, how about a Constitutional amendment that allows probation officers to double as matchmakers?
