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Mrs. George W. ("Laura") Bush:
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"All these gays being happy has poisonous effects on heterosexual marriage that are almost impossible to exaggerate. Who knows how many normal American husbands have been thrown into the arms of secretaries, hookers and the Governor of Texas just because a pack of thoughtless homos squealed, "I do"? For example, my marriage to Bushie has withstood two messy decades of waking up in enormous pools or each other's bourbon and Buffalo chicken wings sick, a father-in-law with a State Department chickadee on the side and a brother-in-law with more Asian call girls than Mel Gibson's trailer. But, I'm telling you, if one more lezzie ties the knot, as William Bennett would say, all bets are off!" |
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| Click on rings for next marriage tip |
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