Protecting the Sanctity of a Lady's Monogrammed Stationery
Why does remarriage always have to involve the onerous task of remembering a new surname? Well, not only does the Lord want you to be your brother's keeper, He is rather keen on you being his wife's lover, too. What about a Constitutional amendment that provides that if a man refuses to wed his brother's widow, she can take off one of his shoes (it's not ours to question why, dear) and spit on him in public? Deuteronomy 25:5-9 As many of us have long suspected, it turns out that the Jerry Springer Show is more Biblically observant than the 700 Club.
