Ms. Sandy Rios, President of Concerned Women for America, and a leading self-appointed protector of the sanctity of all marriages everywhere.

(Well, except for her own. As Tammy Wynette might have discretely intone, Sandy is D I V O R C E D.)

"I would rather one of my girls were butchered in a back alley partial birth abortion gone shockingly wrong than to share a beautifully landscaped subdivision with a pair of homos pretending to be content. It's disgusting how gay boys use the fact that they always want to watch the same Audrey Hepburn flick on WE – never the ESPN! -- just to rub how much they have in common in normal people's faces."

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