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Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian™

My name is Mrs. Betty Bowers.  As Jesus has, no doubt told you—repeatedly—I’m America’s Best Christian™.  Fortunately for me, it is not currently terribly difficult to be America’s best Christian. Just look around! If you are on the Internet, you already knew my godly status. And if you aren’t on the Internet, how are you even reading this?  Maybe you’re one of the unchosen few who hasn’t watched my YouTube ministry.  Such blithe disregard for your unlikely salvation is fine with me. Heaven is going to be far too crowded for my tastes already. And if it’s just going to involve running into all the people I avoid here on Earth, it would hardly live up to its name.

Mrs. Betty Bowers was created by and is written exclusively by Andrew Bradley. She is performed by Deven Green in all videos.